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set this up later

nothing exciting. just legwork.
i'm hoping one of us can get close enough to nirvana to get a good read on her. chat her up a little.

you know i'm second worst for any of that shit, right
right behind damian

you're smart and savvy, jason. you've been playing up this party boy persona already. all you need to do is be more patient.

excuse you
i'm a dedicated house spouse
i stay home, watch sports in my boxers and nothing else, and spend money i didn't make

sure you are.

and i'm great at it ;)

are you squirming because i complimented you?

no
fuck off

i definitely believe you.

i know you're a better liar than that

that's because it was sarcasm.

try harder

i will when you learn to take a compliment.

you called me impatient

so? that doesn't negate the rest.

it's like telling little jack that he did so good in math class but his english scores are shit so he's got to stay back for summer school

no, it isn't. you said you weren't good at it. i'm telling you that you could be.

i never said i wasn't good at it
i said i'm second worst

what criteria are you using here?

you, me, tim, damian

are you always ranking us like this?

pretty much