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[dickism]

set this up later

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[dickism]

time to teach him.

[reneger]

please don't

[dickism]

he'll complain the whole time, but he'll be more upset if we leave him behind.

[reneger]

then drag him along
don't teach him how to party

[dickism]

don't worry. it's not like we're actually going to be doing any.

[reneger]

says you

[dickism]

keep it together for a couple of hours, at least. i don't care what you do after that.

[reneger]

but you do for those few hours?
what are you plotting?

[dickism]

nothing exciting. just legwork.
i'm hoping one of us can get close enough to nirvana to get a good read on her. chat her up a little.

[reneger]

you know i'm second worst for any of that shit, right
right behind damian

[dickism]

you're smart and savvy, jason. you've been playing up this party boy persona already. all you need to do is be more patient.

[reneger]

excuse you
i'm a dedicated house spouse
i stay home, watch sports in my boxers and nothing else, and spend money i didn't make

[dickism]

sure you are.

[reneger]

and i'm great at it ;)

[dickism]

are you squirming because i complimented you?

[reneger]

no
fuck off

[dickism]

i definitely believe you.

[reneger]

i know you're a better liar than that

[dickism]

that's because it was sarcasm.

[reneger]

try harder

[dickism]

i will when you learn to take a compliment.

[reneger]

you called me impatient

[dickism]

so? that doesn't negate the rest.

[reneger]

it's like telling little jack that he did so good in math class but his english scores are shit so he's got to stay back for summer school

[dickism]

no, it isn't. you said you weren't good at it. i'm telling you that you could be.